Ok….think it`s time to start at the beginning….before you get to know about my dates I think you need to understand a little bit about the dating website I`m on.This is a free website (a very popular one) so that in itself means you`re going to get a few shall we say…freaks and geeks.I`ve never been on a dating site and my flatmate(gay hubby) was the one to encourage me…..!”Put a profile on but NO PICS!!”…”Why?” I asked….”Because believe it or not you will get the desperate who will respond to anybody…..so when you`ve weeded out those then you put pics up”. So…I did just that. But before I did a profile I did a bit of research….I went on to the women`s site to see what my competition was.Have to say there are some very attractive ladies out there….But all seem to be looking for “genuine,loyal,trustworthy”….really?? Girls! We`re not at Battersea Dogs Home (well…..) these attributes should be a given! Not what you`re looking for!! Don`t you want someone who makes your heart stop…can`t breathe….makes you nervous….and definately want to rip his clothes off!! Or is that just me?? Anyway…the upshot was I did a “funny”profile…(will share that later)…and posted it. Looking at the men`s profiles…well they all seem to be similar to the womens…”Are you my soulmate?”…..”Looking for the one”…..”Stop! You`ve found me!!”….”Someone to make me smile again”…..Sorry mate…with a face like that I certainly wouldn`t be smiling again……But you get the picture. So…I just sat back and waited……..