Going back to the previous post reminds me of a guy I used to go out with when I was 18….anyone who`s known me for a long time will know immediately who it is and will be sniggering….but that`s ok! Dave was a compulsive liar and his reasons for being late or not even turning up were extreme to say the least….many a time I was waiting for him to pick me up from 8 oclock…which turned into 11 o`clock after numerous phone calls…(no mobiles in those days so he would have had to use a phone box)…” Sorry babe…will be there in ten minutes…just met an old friend..” .It was only later when I found out they were all female friends…..One memorable time I`d been waiting to be picked up and yes he was late as usual when the phone went.” Sorry I`m late..been in a car crash so I`ve been sat in A&E all night…” To say I was fuming is an understatement….” Well I have to say Dave that has got to be THE BEST ONE YET!! ” When he turned up an hour later it turns out that yes he HAD been in a car crash….he was so vain he wouldn`t wear his glasses and he`d crashed into a parked car(idiot) and he`d cut his cheek and smashed his mouth. It was probably the only time he was telling the truth……

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