Back to profiles!  Love looking at them because they supply an endless amount of entertainment! A hell of a lot of guys “live life to the full”…and seem to feel the need to give chapter and verse about their marriage ending…(which you`re going to get AGAIN when you meet them)….but a lot seem a bit sad…they obviously don`t like being on their own.One said “Hope you like cuddles while you`re asleep”..WHAT?? Oh god no……that sounds like you want to paw me while I`m asleep…which sounds like what`s the word?…..oh yeah…..necrophilia…..and a lot use a reference to 50 shades. “I`m  the only shade of grey you`ll ever need”…”69 shades of grey and believe me I have the equipment”…… A big clue about someone is the length of time they`ve been in a relationship….a few have been in one less than 5 years. Seriously??  And I hate the ones who message you with “Hi”.What the hell are you supposed to reply to that? I`ve spent quite some time on my profile and I`d appreciate a bit more than “Hi”.I never ever reply to that……

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